Fifty-Seven Shades of Shit Series Book Two
Convinced his wife, Kate, is cheating, George Bethers entrusts the ridiculous advice of his self-absorbed, non-best friend and idiotic neighbor, John, as they gear up to catch her in the act.
Completely unaware of his suspicions, Kate has worked hard at keeping a secret from her husband in a last bid attempt to obtain the BDSM sex life she desires after reading the delicious escapades of a very famous book character.
When a man loves a woman so much that he tries to be someone else, the dangerous obsession sends their sex life spiraling out of control when a series of disastrous outcomes can only lead to Dysfunctional Debauchery.
BUY THE eBOOK *** BUY IN KINDLE *** READ THE EXCERPT
“Oh shit, it’s wet.”
“Leaky she-part, or did
you piss yourself again?” I mocked, climbing through the window.
“I nearly fell down the
crapper,” John’s strangled cry resonated inside the glitzy
bathroom.
“Not this time, but an
un-flushed lump of shit popped up to say hello,” John ranted, grabbing a towel
from the rack after scrubbing his hands clean.
“Give me that,” I barked,
dislodging my foot from the bowl.
“Flashy son of a bitch
isn’t he,” John exclaimed staring at Rick’s glamorous, marble-laden
bathroom.
“Money doesn’t mean jack.
Kate and I maybe poor but we are semi-happy,” I insisted until a deep womanly
groan silenced us both.
I moved to the sink,
digging through the drawers. Hushing John, I flicked the vanity light off and
gently opened the adjacent door. A muted glow bounced off of the walls,
revealing the direction of their location. Sensual and erotic, their words
floated down the hall.
“I’ve waited a long
time for you to be mine in the way I want you.”
“Mmmmmm.”
“Tell me, have you been
very good today?”
“Mmmmmmmm mmmm.”
“I’m glad you’ve finally
succumbed to your submissive nature…”—Submissive nature my ass,
Kate was as docile as Mr. Hyde and what the fuck, why was she believing this
bullshit?—“…I knew it was waiting to break free the moment we met. I want to
feel you vibrate around me. I can’t wait to hear you scream my name when I grip
those golden locks and hold you down and fuck you sooo hard and sooo deep…”
Clicking the door shut, the blind fury I’d
since become best friends with was back and ready for a war. “Christian Gay is
seducing my wife! Grab a weapon and let’s take him out,” I whispered harshly,
scanning the bathroom. LIKED THE EXCERPT?? CLICK HERE TO BUY THE eBOOK
No comments:
Post a Comment