Fifty-Seven Shades of Shit Series Book Two
Convinced his wife, Kate, is cheating, George Bethers entrusts the ridiculous advice of his self-absorbed, non-best friend and idiotic neighbor, John, as they gear up to catch her in the act.
Completely unaware of his suspicions, Kate has worked hard at keeping a secret from her husband in a last bid attempt to obtain the BDSM sex life she desires after reading the delicious escapades of a very famous book character.
When a man loves a woman so much that he tries to be someone else, the dangerous obsession sends their sex life spiraling out of control when a series of disastrous outcomes can only lead to Dysfunctional Debauchery.
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“Oh shit, it’s wet.”
“Leaky she-part, or did you piss yourself again?” I mocked, climbing through the window.
“I nearly fell down the crapper,” John’s strangled cry resonated inside the glitzy bathroom.
“Not this time, but an un-flushed lump of shit popped up to say hello,” John ranted, grabbing a towel from the rack after scrubbing his hands clean.
“Give me that,” I barked, dislodging my foot from the bowl.
“Flashy son of a bitch isn’t he,” John exclaimed staring at Rick’s glamorous, marble-laden bathroom.
“Money doesn’t mean jack. Kate and I maybe poor but we are semi-happy,” I insisted until a deep womanly groan silenced us both.
I moved to the sink, digging through the drawers. Hushing John, I flicked the vanity light off and gently opened the adjacent door. A muted glow bounced off of the walls, revealing the direction of their location. Sensual and erotic, their words floated down the hall.
“I’ve waited a long time for you to be mine in the way I want you.”
“Tell me, have you been very good today?”
“I’m glad you’ve finally succumbed to your submissive nature…”—Submissive nature my ass, Kate was as docile as Mr. Hyde and what the fuck, why was she believing this bullshit?—“…I knew it was waiting to break free the moment we met. I want to feel you vibrate around me. I can’t wait to hear you scream my name when I grip those golden locks and hold you down and fuck you sooo hard and sooo deep…”Clicking the door shut, the blind fury I’d since become best friends with was back and ready for a war. “Christian Gay is seducing my wife! Grab a weapon and let’s take him out,” I whispered harshly, scanning the bathroom.
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