DEATH ON TELEGRAPH HILL by Shirley Tallman
 A Sarah Woolson Mystery
A Sarah Woolson Mystery
After meeting the Irish poet Oscar Wilde, Sarah and her  brother Samuel make their way down Telegraph Hill. A gunshot shatters the quiet  night and Samuel slumps to the ground, gravely wounded. Sarah fights to stop the  bleeding, her mind whirling. Who would want to harm Samuel? Was he even the  intended target? 
Vowing to find the truth, she returns to Hill. But instead of  finding answers, she stirs up more questions, and multiple murders. When the  police arrest a man she believes to be innocent, Sarah takes his case. Too late  she realizes she may have just added her own name to the killer’s list! 
 
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~Excerpt~
 
Remy gingerly moved his jaw from side to side, then gave a 
labored smile. “Welcome everyone. I am pleased you could join us this evening.” 
Despite his obvious discomfort, our host’s voice was pleasant, 
carrying a strong flavor of the Deep South. I was aware that he had traveled to 
San Francisco from New Orleans a decade or so earlier, and had brought with him 
a number of old world customs, including a penchant for long, and in my opinion 
disagreeable, green cigars and zydeco music. Although I had met him only once or 
twice, I had come to appreciate his affability and easy charm.
 
“Tonight we are in for a rare treat,” he continued, smiling at 
the tall young man who came to stand behind him. “Mr. Oscar Wilde, author of a 
recently published collection of poetry, and a forerunner in the Aesthetic 
Movement, has graciously agreed to meet with us here in my home for a more 
informal visit than his appearance last night at Platt’s Hall.”
 
Wilde smiled and executed a small, somewhat affected bow, 
which precipitated a murmur from the audience. 
 
“Too utterly utter,” came a man’s low, sarcastic voice from 
behind me. There was a smattering of laughter, and I knew at once that the 
remark had come from Claude Dunn. Not that the comment was original; the 
expression had been reported with great humor in newspapers throughout the 
poet’s American tour, along with other so-called “Wildean” expressions, Mortimer Remy shot Dunn a censuring look, then turned his 
attention back to the guest of honor. “Considering Mr. Wilde’s views concerning 
architectural design and household furnishings, I pray that he will overlook the 
many deficiencies to be found in my own humble abode. I entreat him to turn his 
attention instead onto literary matters, commencing, if he will be so kind, with 
how he came to produce such a fine volume of poetry at the tender age of 
twenty-seven.” 
 
There was polite applause as the publisher stood aside to 
allow Mr. Wilde to take his place in front of the audience. I had, of course, 
read newspaper articles describing the Irish poet, but it was nonetheless 
startling to meet him in person. Wilde was already known across two continents 
as an opinionated dandy with a cutting, sometimes treacherous, wit. He had a 
long, somewhat fleshy face, full lips, and heavy-lidded eyes placed to either 
side of a prominent nose. Attired in a maroon velvet smoking jacket edged with 
braid, a lavender silk shirt, flowing green cravat, knee-britches, and black 
shoes with silver buckles, he looked as if he had just stepped out of an 
eighteenth-century French drawing room. A few muffled laughs once again rippled 
through the room, and Dunn made more acerbic remarks. Remy’s piercing expression 
finally silenced the annoying man. 
 
Whether or not he had come to Remy’s house with the intention 
of speaking about the Aesthetic Movement, Wilde seemed happy enough to accede to 
the publisher’s request that he confine his discussion to his literary efforts. 
Having produced a slim volume of the book titled simply, POEMS, he 
commenced reading in a dull, rather nasal voice. I must say I found his manner 
surprisingly languorous, as if he were bored by the necessity to speak to us at 
all.
 
Wilde had been reciting for only a few minutes, when his 
performance was interrupted by the sound of the front door opening. A moment 
later, an elderly woman in a wheelchair was rolled into the room. She was small 
and very wrinkled, her wispy white hair tucked beneath a black hat with a short 
black veil. She was wearing a black dress with ivory-colored lace at the neck 
and wrists, and a simple mourning broach pinned to her bodice. Despite her 
advanced years, she had bright blue eyes that appeared to miss nothing as they 
swept over the room. A muscular man in his fifties, dressed in dark livery and a 
battered gray felt cap, pushed her squeaky conveyance into the room. He had a 
craggy face, and black eyes that looked out suspiciously from beneath bushy 
black and white eyebrows. A long scar ran from his right jawline down his throat 
until it was lost beneath his shirt collar. 
 
“Who is that woman?” I whispered to Samuel.
 
“That’s Mrs. Montgomery, a wealthy widow who lives in the 
large house at the top of the hill. I don’t know the name of the man pushing her 
wheelchair, but—“
 
“His name is Bruno Studds,” said Emmett Gardiner, leaning over so that he 
could address us in hushed tones. “And you’re right, Samuel, Mrs. Montgomery is 
quite well-to-do. Her late husband owned the largest lumber business in the 
city. She’s been a particularly generous benefactor to the writers living here 
on the hill. It was she who financed the launch of the SAN FRANCISCO WEEKLY when Uncle Mortimer founded it ten 
years ago.”
“Doesn’t she sponsor The Butter Ball Literary Competition each 
year?” I asked, referring to the much sought after literary award.
 
“She does indeed,” Gardiner answered, his eyes dancing in the 
gleam of the room’s gas lights. “Not only does the winner receive a sizeable 
monetary prize, but Mrs. Montgomery publishes his book at her own expense.”
 
“I’ve never understood what “Butter Ball” stands for?” I 
said.
 
“I’ve heard rumors that it was the name of her only son’s 
favorite pony,” Gardiner explained. “Lawrence was an aspiring writer who died 
quite young. A year or two after his death, Mrs. Montgomery established the 
award in his honor.” 
 
Our conversation was cut short as Mortimer Remy greeted the 
latest arrival. “Mrs. Montgomery,” he drawled, his manners at their Southern 
best. “I am so pleased that you could come. I regret any inconvenience it may 
have caused you.”
“Thank you, Mr. Remy,” Mrs. Montgomery replied, holding out a 
slightly trembling hand. Remy took her frail fingers and brought them to his 
lips.
 
“Please, do make yourself comfortable, dear lady. You’re just 
in time to hear Mr. Wilde read from his volume of poetry.” Smiling, he indicated 
an area in front of the fire that had evidently been reserved for her 
wheelchair.
 
Mrs. Montgomery returned her host’s smile, and without being 
told, Studds wheeled his mistress to the designated place. As soon as she was 
settled, he rearranged the blanket covering her lap, although I couldn’t imagine 
how she would tolerate it considering the heat emanating from the hearth. The 
man then went to stand stoically behind his mistress’s chair. 
 
Before Wilde could resume reading there was yet another 
disturbance in the foyer, and an arrogant looking man wearing a topcoat and 
bowler hat stepped into the room. I recognized him at once as Jonathan Aleric, a 
celebrity of sorts, and owner and editor of the BAY AREA 
EXPRESS, a recently established local newspaper. 
 
Despite his haughty demeanor, I thought Aleric to be a rather 
ordinary looking individual: in his early forties, he was of average height and 
build, with graying hair, a large and rather untidy salt and pepper mustache, a 
pocked complexion, and washed-out blue eyes. Some twelve years earlier, Aleric 
had gained international fame by penning AN UNCIVIL WAR, an 
immensely popular book describing General Grant’s 1863 march on Vicksburg. In 
mere weeks, the book had sold out across the nation – surprisingly, sales were 
even brisk in the South – casting Aleric as the defining voice of the horrendous 
war between the states.
 
In the years following the book’s publication, his devoted 
readers waited expectantly for more stirring words to issue from the great 
author’s pen. When none were forthcoming, Aleric’s name gradually faded, but 
never disappeared from the literary scene. He was still regarded as one of the 
finest American writers of our time, and gave occasional lectures on the war, 
and his craft, throughout the country. Two years ago he migrated to San 
Francisco, determined to reinvent himself in the field of journalism. According 
to Samuel, the relationship between Aleric and Mortimer Remy had been strained 
from the beginning, both professionally and personally. Over the past year, 
Aleric seemed to have made it his life’s purpose to put Remy’s newspaper out of 
business. 
 
If that goal had been his only sin, Remy probably would have 
been able to cope with it as one more example of journalistic rivalry in an 
extremely competitive town. But Aleric had not contented himself with stealing 
Remy’s readership; he had also stolen the affections of his lovely wife, dealing 
the Southerner a devastating, and humbling, blow. When Remy’s wife succumbed to 
a lung disease just months after she had scandalously deserted her husband, a 
war hardly less intense than that between the states broke out between the two 
men. 
 
“Aleric!” Remy’s face had flushed red with fury. “Good God, 
man, have you no sense of decency? This is my home, and you most certainly were 
not invited!”
 
Ignoring his host, Aleric stepped casually inside the parlor. His angular, sharp-featured face was creased in a 
self-satisfied smile, as if Remy’s reaction were everything he had hoped 
for.
 
“I said what are you doing here?” Remy again demanded. His 
brown eyes bulged, and his hands were balled into fists. I honestly feared he 
might be angry enough to strike the interloper.
 
“Calm down, Mortimer, you’ll do yourself an injury,” Aleric 
said calmly. If anything, his smile grew even more taunting. “I came to meet Mr. 
Wilde, of course. Isn’t that the purpose of tonight’s little get-together?”
 
“You bast…” Remy stopped, fighting to collect himself. He 
glanced uncomfortably at Wilde, who was watching the episode with quiet 
amusement, then at his tense guests. He took one or two steadying breaths, 
before continuing in a more composed voice. “As I said, you were not invited, 
Aleric. I will thank you to leave my home. At once, if you please.”
 
Aleric laughed, dismissing Remy’s words with a careless wave 
of his hand. “Nonsense. I’m here to make Mr. Wilde’s acquaintance, and I shall 
not leave until I have done so.” He gave the Irish poet a little bow. “I was 
privileged to hear your lecture on “Art Decoration” at Pratt’s Hall last night, 
Mr. Wilde. It was truly inspirational. With you as their representative, the 
Aesthetic Movement cannot fail to be a grand success.”
 
Wilde studied Aleric for a long moment, and then nodded his 
coiffed head as if to an admiring subject.
 
“That is kind of you to say, Mr—? He 
looked questioningly at his host. “Aleric, was it?” He paused a moment, then his 
lazy eyes suddenly brightened. “Jonathan Aleric! You are the author of AN 
UNCIVIL WAR, are you not? I remember reading it as a young lad. A marvelous 
book. It was quite popular in Ireland after your war between the states.”
 
Aleric beamed. “How kind of you to say so, Mr. Wilde. I’m 
honored that you enjoyed my book.” 
 
Remy’s face had grown very red, and I saw his jaw muscles 
clench as he tried to regain control of the situation. “I apologize for this 
rude interruption, Mr. Wilde. I am sure Mr. Aleric will do the gentlemanly thing 
and retire, immediately, from my home.”
 
“Come now, Mr. Remy,” Wilde protested, “Mr. Aleric is a noted 
author, indeed, a kindred spirit. And he has traveled all this way—“ He fixed 
his gaze on the newcomer. “I assume you have come from some distance to 
see me, Mr. Aleric? The walk alone up all those stairs must, in any sane man’s 
opinion, constitute a journey of inestimable miles.”
 
I truly feared our host might explode. He opened his mouth to 
speak, but Wilde cut him off. “After all, life is too important to be taken 
seriously, don’t you agree? For myself, I make it a point to avoid arguments; 
they are always vulgar and all too often convincing.”
 
Wilde’s languid eyes turned to Remy, as if awaiting his 
agreement. Our host took another deep breath, but there was little he could do 
but accede to his guest’s wishes. He gave a curt nod of his head, then 
wordlessly motioned for his nemesis to take a seat. Several people moved aside 
so that the author could make his way to a vacant seat next to Tull O’Hara, but 
Aleric held up a hand as if to signify that he wished to cause no inconvenience. 
Instead, he settled in the seat Remy had occupied prior to his arrival. 
 
Our host’s face grew even darker, but after catching sight of 
Wilde’s obvious amusement, he placed a chair to Aleric’s left and sat down. 
Stone faced, he indicated that Wilde should resume reading.
 
“That is good of you, Mr. Remy,” Wilde said, once again 
picking up his book of poems. He gave a rueful smile. “Life is never fair, and 
perhaps it is a good thing for most of us that it is not.”
 
The tension triggered by Aleric’s arrival, never truly 
dissipated as the long evening marched drearily onward. Wilde continued to read, 
but I sensed a general unrest in the room, as one desultory poem followed 
another. I enjoy good poetry, but these offerings were rather too morose for my 
taste.
 
When at long last the Irishman brought his recitation to a 
close, there was polite applause and one or two thinly disguised sighs of 
relief, one of them coming from Claude Dunn’s expectant wife Lucy. But it 
appeared that the poet was not yet finished, and to my dismay he went on to 
lecture us for another hour on the “House Beautiful,” and how his opinion of 
Americans as barbaric was reinforced each time he was introduced to yet another 
“ill-looking room in an ill-built house.”
 
Finally, mercifully, he concluded his talk by instructing us 
on how to build and furnish houses that would “live in song and tradition, and 
delight the hearts of generations of aesthetes yet unborn.”
 
This time the applause was less enthusiastic. Even Mortimer 
Remy seemed visibly dismayed that Wilde had veered from his request to focus on 
his literary career. I must admit that I was more than ready to take my leave of 
the gathering and return home. I turned to say as much to Samuel, but found him 
engaged in a heated conversation with Emmett Gardiner and Claude Dunn. Dunn’s 
wife, I noticed, remained in her seat looking resigned and clearly exhausted. 
Out of the corner of my eye I noticed Stephen Parke slip away 
to share a few words with the attractive Isabel Freiberg. It was a brief 
meeting, but it was clear from the way they looked at each other that I had 
correctly accessed their feelings. When the girl’s father pulled on his topcoat 
and made toward the door, the young couple quickly drew apart, Stephen looking 
flustered, the young woman’s face flushing a becoming pink. Taking her arm, the 
man nodded curtly at the writer, then led the girl none too gently out the door. 
Stephen watched the two make their way down the hill, then 
reluctantly turned back to the room. He and my brother spoke quietly for several 
moments, then Stephen paid his respects to our host. After bidding me farewell, 
he departed the cottage.
 
As Samuel and I approached Remy to say our own goodbyes, we 
found that he had joined Emmett Gardiner and Jonathan Aleric, and were chatting 
to Oscar Wilde. Mrs. Montgomery sat in her wheelchair in front of the fireplace, 
speaking quietly to Claude Dunn. Looking toward his weary wife, he seemed to 
question something she had said. The elderly widow smiled at Lucy, then nodded 
her head at Dunn. I sincerely hoped she was suggesting that the man take his 
poor wife home and put her to bed!
 
Unfortunately, that did not appear to be the case. Despite his 
earlier disparaging remarks, Dunn moved to join the others clustered about 
Wilde, followed a moment later by Mrs. Montgomery, wheeled there by her man, 
Bruno Studds. Clearly, the poet was in his element.
 
Mortimer Remy, on the other hand, looked miserable. He was 
once again holding his swollen jaw, all the while darting hostile looks at 
Jonathan Aleric, who was chatting with the poet as if they were long lost 
friends. Finally, he seemed unable to bear it any longer.
 
“Come, everyone,” he said, forcing a painful smile. “Our guest 
has had a long journey, and I am sure that he is weary. We must allow him to 
return to his hotel.”
 
“Don’t be ridiculous, Mortimer, the evening is still young,” 
Aleric put in with a patronizing smile. “Were you aware that Mr. Wilde plans to 
write a stage play? We were just discussing—“
 
To my surprise, Mrs. Montgomery spoke up from her wheelchair. 
“Mortimer is quite right, Mr. Aleric. Mr. Wilde is obviously fatigued after 
entertaining us with his splendid poetry.” Before Aleric could object, she 
turned to the faithful man standing silently behind her chair. “It is a clear 
evening and the moon is out, but the path can be treacherous at night. Please 
light Mr. Remy’s guests down the steps, Bruno.”
 
“I won’t hear of it, Mrs. Montgomery,” Remy protested. “Bruno 
must take you back up the hill to your house. I will see my guests down the 
hill.”
 
“Nonsense,” she replied, waving a dismissive hand. “You have 
put up a brave front all evening, Mortimer, but you are obviously suffering a 
toothache. Soak it in whiskey and get a good night’s sleep. That’s the 
ticket.”
 
Remy looked at her in dismay. “But—“ 
 
“I’ll hear no more argument.” She looked at Remy’s gruff 
typesetter, who was silently making his way toward the front door. “Your man 
O’Hara will take me home, will you not, Tull?”
 
The crotchety man stared at the woman in sullen surprise. I 
feared he might be about to refuse when Remy sighed.
 
“I suppose if Tull is willing—“
 
“His willingness is neither here nor there,” the old woman 
said with acerbity. “He is your employee and naturally will be happy to accede 
to your wishes. In truth, it is past time we all made our way home” 
 
Her tone was so resolute that even Oscar Wilde was forced to 
stop talking, appearing affronted that someone had had the effrontery to 
interrupt his discourse.
 
“My dear madam, you speak of time” he said in a droll voice, 
peering at her down his long nose. “As the brilliant Brendan Francis put it, 
“’When you are deeply absorbed in what you are doing, time gives itself to you 
like a warm and willing lover.’”
 
Mrs. Montgomery did not appear impressed. “I’m confident that 
even Mr. Francis eventually learned not to overstay his welcome, Mr. Wilde. It 
is a lesson worth cultivating.”
 
Before the poet could object, the widow motioned for Studds to 
take up his lantern and lead the way out of the cottage. Mortimer Remy shrugged 
in resignation. No doubt his toothache was finally getting the better of 
him.
 
Without further comment, Wilde donned his oversized, 
fur-trimmed coat and followed Mrs. Montgomery’s man toward the door, Jonathan 
Aleric close upon his heels. After bidding our host a good evening, Samuel and I 
trailed the group out of the cottage, pausing a moment to wish Emmett Gardiner 
goodnight before he turned to walk to his own home. 
 
Studds led the way, lantern held above his head. Wilde and 
Aleric followed behind him, while Samuel and I brought up the rear. Mrs. 
Montgomery’s man was obviously familiar with the path, for he set a brisk 
pace.
 
We had nearly reached the top of the Filbert Street Steps, 
when Aleric lost his footing and started to fall. Samuel bent over and caught 
him by the arm. As I, too, stepped forward to lend a hand, the quiet night was 
shattered by a loud explosion.
 
Time seemed to hang suspended as I looked around, searching 
for what had caused the boom. I heard my brother utter a single muffled gasp, 
and turned to find him standing perfectly still beside me, his expression one of 
astonishment.
 
Then, suddenly, his legs seemed to give way from beneath him. 
I watched in horror as, without another sound, he crumbled to the ground like a 
rag doll.